Sadly, Jake and I are sitting out this year’s South by Southwest Music Conference—by choice, NOT because Jake was banned for life from every bar in Austin after what happened last year (though that rumor persists—spread mostly, I suspect, by Jake). We’re just lazy and broke. We’ll have to experience it vicariously through all your drunken tweets and blurry Instagram photos. Thanks in advance.
Happily, however, several weird bands are making the trek to SXSW this year, and since Jake and I won’t be there to cheer them on ourselves, we strongly encourage you to pick up our slack. We guarantee that each and every one of them will rock your skinny jeans off, or your money back.*
I’m sure I’m missing a few shows, both from these artists and others. If you know of any good ones, please loop us in.
Damn, now I kinda wish we were going.
*We can’t actually give you your money back.