You really don’t wanna watch the new Cattle Decapitation video


If you read this blog on any kind of a regular basis, you know we occasionally post some pretty twisted shit on here. We’ve covered bands that jerk off onstage with vacuum cleaners, bands dedicated entirely to songs about feces, and guys who make music by chomping on hunks of broken glass. So when I tell you that I am about to share with you the grossest, gnarliest, most NSFW video I have ever laid eyes on, I hope you’ll appreciate the gravity of the situation.

The video comes from our favorite vegetarian goregrind band, Cattle Decapitation, with the help of director Mitch Massie. Massie shot the band’s last video, the now quaint by comparison “Kingdom of Tyrants,” but he really went off the fucking deep end this time. The song is called “Forced Gender Reassignment” and, well, that’s pretty much what happens to two unfortunate members of the Westboro Baptist Church of “God Hates Fags” fame. And it kinda makes me feel sorry for those two (entirely fictional…relax) members of the Westboro Baptist Church. Yeah, it’s that bad.

To prepare yourself for the eye-raping you are about to receive, you might want to watch these videos of people watching the video first. Actually, you know what? Never mind. They’re kinda boring. Let’s get to the good stuff.

Oh, did I mention you have to be at least 18 years old to watch the video on BloodyDisgusting.com? Sorry, kids. We had to draw the line somewhere. Apparently for us, that line is somewhere slightly past guys jerking off with vacuum cleaners.

In other Cattle news…the band is on the road for most of the next month. Dates below. Anyone wanna join me for the Dec. 7th gig at the Whisky? I’ll be good and ready for something that’s not fucking Christmas music by then.

w/ Six Feet Under, Wretched
11/02 Richmond, VA Kingdom
11/03 Frederick, MD Cafe 611
11/04 Clifton, NJ Dingbatz
11/05 Boston, MA Middle East
11/06 New York, NY The Studio at Webster Hall
11/07 Buffalo, NY Club Infinity
11/08 Reading, PA Reverb
11/09 Amityville, NY Revolution
11/10 Dayton, OH McGuffy’s
11/12 St Paul, MN Station-4
11/13 Joliet, IL Mojoe’s
11/14 Lansing, MI Mac’s Bar
11/15 Peoria, IL The Brass Rail
11/16 Valparaiso, IN Roadie’s Music Venue
11/17 Louisville, KY Phoenix Hill Tavern
11/18 Atlanta, GA Masquerade
End Tour
11/20 Trenton, NJ Backstage at Champs
11/21 Brooklyn, NY Saint Vitus Bar
11/23 Roanoke, VA Coffin House
Tour w/ Dying Fetus, Cerebral Bore
11/24 Atlanta, GA Masquerade *no Cattle Decapitation
11/27 Tampa, FL Brass Mug
11/29 Longview, TX The Levee
11/30 Houston, TX Fitzgerald’s
12/01 Corpus Christi, TX Zero’s
12/02 San Antonio, TX Korova
12/05 El Paso, TX House Of Rock
12/06 Tempe, AZ Rocky Point
12/07 Hollywood, CA The Whisky
12/08 Fullerton, CA Slidebar (Matinee)
12/09 San Francisco, CA DNA Lounge
12/10 Modesto, CA Plea For Peace
12/11 Richland, WA Ray’s Golden Lion

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About jakemanson

I'm the brains behind The Weirdest Band in the World. Andy's just the good looking one.

Posted on November 15, 2012, in Weird News and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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