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Captured! By Robots announces the C!BR Is Trippin’ Balls tour


Captured! By Robots Trippin' Balls tour poster

Can robots trip balls? We’re about to find out. Captured! By the Robots, the world’s greatest Journey-covering nearly-all-robot band, is heading out on tour this April and May, and they’re promising a mind and/or CPU-expanding show the likes of which we sad little meat puppets have never seen. There will be baby eating. There will be dildo trombones. There may or may not be some unicorn riding. Or maybe there will baby riding and unicorn eating. You don’t know, and neither do we. All we can do is tell you the dates.

4/17/2013     Slabtown     Portland
4/18/2013     Chop Suey     Seattle
4/19/2013     The Palace     Missoula
4/20/2013     The Shredder     Boise
4/21/2013     Urban Lounge     Salt Lake City
4/24/2013     3 Kings Tavern     Denver
4/26/2013     The Brick     Kansas City
4/27/2013     Triple Rock      Minneapolis
4/28/2013     The Aquarium     Fargo
5/1/2013     JD’s Bar     Green Bay
5/2/2013     The Frequency     Madison
5/3/2013     Cactus Club     Milwaukee
5/4/2013     Martyrs     Chicago
5/5/2013     House Cafe     Dekalb
5/7/2013     TBA         Marshall
5/8/2013     Mac s Bar     Lansing
5/9/2013     Blind Pig     Ann Arbor
5/10/2013     Grog Shop     Cleveland Heights
5/11/2013     The Note     West Chester
5/12/2013     Chameleon Club     Lancaster
5/15/2013     The Hideaway     Johnson City
5/16/2013     Milestone Club     Charlotte
5/17/2013     The Jinx     Savannah
5/18/2013     The Earl     Atlanta
5/22/2013     Artmosphere     Lafayette
5/23/2013     TBA         Austin
5/24/2013     Double Wide     Dallas
5/25/2013     Rubber Gloves     Denton
5/28/2013     LAUNCH PAD     Albuquerque
5/30/2013     Rhythm Room     Phoenix
5/31/2013     TBA         San Diego
6/1/2013     TBA         Los Angeles

I’ll repeat here what I already told C!BR on their Facebook page: When you gearheads come to L.A. (and you better, godammit), you should play The Smell. That place is awesome. Bring a few robot floor fans, though. Otherwise you’ll probably blow a gasket when the temperature hits 120 and the walls start sweating.

We’ll leave you with a behind-the-scenes video of C!BR drummer DRMBOT0110 stress testing his double kick-drum. If you’re a drummer in a death metal band, you might wanna start looking for other work.

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About jakemanson

I'm the brains behind The Weirdest Band in the World. Andy's just the good looking one.

Posted on February 23, 2013, in Weird News and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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