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I want to have kids just so Oderus Urungus can read them a bedtime story


Oderus Urungus of GWAR

I hate children. Spinning around the room screaming like a banshee one minute and then sobbing uncontrollably for no reason the next? That’s my thing, you snot-nosed little punks! And no, you can’t have your ball back.

But I gotta say, I kind of want to sire some offspring just so that every night right before bedtime, I can make them watch this video of GWAR‘s Oderus Urungus reading Goodnight Moon. That shit would be hilarious. The kids would probably be traumatized for life, but you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

This video was created by the geniuses at Loudwire and I am seriously pissed that we didn’t think of it first. I think my favorite part is how much Oderus struggles to turn the pages with his giant rubber demon hands. Somebody get that guy a Kindle.

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About jakemanson

I'm the brains behind The Weirdest Band in the World. Andy's just the good looking one.

Posted on November 2, 2013, in Weird News and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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