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Weird of the Day: Thor, king of ’80s muscle rock


Thor

What happens when you cross a metal band with a bodybuilding competition? I’m so glad you asked. You get Thor, scourge of ’80s metal and bender of metal bars WITH HIS FUCKING TEETH. And OK, a towel, which kind of detracts from the drama, but still. I bet all the other ’80s metal were all like, “Well, shit, we can’t compete with that. Guess we’ll just have to settle for more Spandex and Aquanet.”

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About jakemanson

I'm the brains behind The Weirdest Band in the World. Andy's just the good looking one.

Posted on April 16, 2014, in Weird of the Day and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Thor used to rehearse at the studio I owned. He bounced a check once and I had a hell of a time collecting on it. He’s still out there playing. My friends Frank Meyer and Bruce Duff from The Streetwalking Cheetahs are in his backing band. Still cheesy as ever!

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