So are you glued to your TV this weekend, watching all the World Cup action? Well, pry yourself away for a few minutes, because we’ve got a little weird band World Cup heating up right here. Yep, this month, we’ve got five bands representing five different countries (the U.S., Britain, France, Finland and Germany), all hoping you’ll yell “Gooooooaaaallllll!” as you click the little button next to their name. Well, the guy representing Germany is actually an American, but the U.S. team has a German coach this year, so it all evens out.
Voting, as usual, will drag on way longer than it needs to, concluding at midnight Pacific time on Sunday, June 22nd.
Ready for all the hot band-on-band action? Here we go:
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For more on this month’s bands, read on:
Emily Brontësaurus is a duo from Durham, North Carolina. To the best of our knowledge, neither of them is a sheep. I think the sheep is more like a mascot, like Flavor Flav or that one guy in Pavement who just plays tambourine and screams a lot. They have one self-titled album out, which you can check out on Bandcamp. As their Bandcamp bio says, “We don’t really stick with any genre. One track may sound totally different from the next. This is intentional.” We try not to play favorites in these polls, but I gotta say: These guys might deserve to win on the basis of their band name alone.
Sean Derrick Cooper Marquardt
Actually, forget what I just said about Emily Brontësaurus; Sean Derrick Cooper Marquardt is a pretty righteous name, too. With a name like that, you need either be a musician, a poet, or possibly an NPR reporter stationed somewhere war-torn, but with really good musicians and poets. Cooper Marquardt splits his time between Berlin and Chicago and describes his improvisational technique as “accidental guitar.” Here’s a SoundCloud link to some of his solo work and here’s a video of him jamming with his experimental noise project, The Return of The Think Thing, on the streets of Berlin.
Tonttu are an “anti-gnomemartialindustrialneofolkmetal” band from Finland, led by a guy who calls himself Tonttufindergeneral Hanz-Baal, or “TFG” for short. All of their music is dedicated to the annihilation of gnomes. They do not reveal themselves in photos for fear of gnome reprisals. Here’s one of their tracks on YouTube, and here’s a link to their album, Anti-Gnomen Divisionen: Mastering the Fine Art of Gnome Eradication. Yes, they really, really hate gnomes.
The Von Deer Skulls
The Von Deer Skulls are a trio from France made up of siblings Peter Von Deer Skull (guitars), Hektor Von Deer Skull (bass/screams) and Freke-Freyja Von Deer Skull (drums/vocals). Or wait, no, actually Freke and Freyja are twin brother and sister who share drums and vocal duties and the other two aren’t releated. Or they might just one crazy guy wearing lots of different outfits in his videos. It’s all rather confusing and probably not all that important, to be honest. What’s important are their creepy outfits and even creepier music. Here’s their Bandcamp and here’s one of their videos, “Bitches of the Wood.”
This band from Cornwall, England calls their music “powerskiffle” and it does indeed sound like a bunch of people on way too much caffeine trying to play the folksy British Invasion hits of yesteryear. You can hear their EP Ugly Musick on SoundCloud and learn more about them on Facebook.
So there you have it. Remember to cast your vote before midnight Sunday, June 22nd, and may the weirdest band win.